Nah. My damsels are pretty good at taking care of themselves, most of the time.
I did, didn't I? Must've been a rager, since the whole night past that first sip of moonshine's gone from my noggin'. Or that might be on account of Armand killing me again.
He didn't do it at the party, did he? Typical bloody drama queen.
fuck we made out for like a while but then you kept touching my face and telling me to remember you had a soul i figured you were just having a crisis about maybe fucking a guy? or like casual hook ups in general since you seemed pretty emo about it
[ in the time it takes spike to get his popcorn out of the crypt microwave his phone has pinged 5 times, which means buffy's probably up his ass (wishes she would be, really) about something ]
Can promise you I wasn't having a crisis about your dick, mate. I've been around the block 100 years. You're not the first bloke who's gotten hot for Spike the Bloody.
Just don't go yapping about the soul bit, alright? Not exactly public knowledge.
got super powers cause some scientists wanted to trial run the formula for the next great american hero on a guy they could fuck up and toss out first but it worked kinda
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I did, didn't I? Must've been a rager, since the whole night past that first sip of moonshine's gone from my noggin'. Or that might be on account of Armand killing me again.
He didn't do it at the party, did he? Typical bloody drama queen.
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are vampires lightweights
2/?
you said
oh man
[ feeling gross and bad about this. the only solution being — ]
shit dude
3/?
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we made out for like
a while
but then you kept touching my face and telling me to remember you had a soul
i figured you were just having a crisis about maybe fucking a guy? or like
casual hook ups in general since you seemed pretty emo about it
[ :( :( :( ]
done.
to get murdered i guess
sorry
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2/3?
Normally it takes a whole whiskey barrel to get me feeling tingly, but I was down one vamp metabolism during the murder games, if you'll recall.
3/4 i lied
Must have some game if you kept my interest, though.
ok done
Can promise you I wasn't having a crisis about your dick, mate. I've been around the block 100 years. You're not the first bloke who's gotten hot for Spike the Bloody.
Just don't go yapping about the soul bit, alright? Not exactly public knowledge.
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[ ok BOOMER ]
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im not like
religious
but
doesn’t everybody have a soul
at a baseline
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Vamps lose theirs when they're made. Only two I know of who've gotten it back. Only one who chose it.
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[ not enough to think he was a hot girl!!!! ]
huh
so you wanted it back?
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Sometimes treats me like the monster I am. Was. But sometimes she treats me like
I'm more than that.
Wanted to be more than that for her.
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i get that
wanting to be more i mean
does she know yet?
sounds like you went a lot bigger than flowers
cw suicide mention kinda
I'm not all here. Had to kill myself to get the soul back. Or let myself die.
[ separate from armand's recreational murder. ]
More lucid than I was in September, after I dug myself out of the dirt. But I slip sometimes.
You murder people in cold blood for 100 years and suddenly get a conscience about it, hard not to go a little mad.
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it’s part of my whole deal
[ even before oxe gave him his terrible power, but most won’t assume that. ]
that’s pretty crazy
sounds like you had a shitty two months
except for making out with that hot guy
obviously
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What is your whole deal, Bobby?
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cause some scientists wanted to trial run the formula for the next great american hero on a guy they could fuck up and toss out first
but it worked
kinda
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What's your power, then? Being such a good kisser every bloke blacks out after?
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you said it
[ 👉👈 ]
like
all the big ones
super strength
invulnerability
flying
heat vision
can move stuff with my mind
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Any weaknesses, or did they forget that part?
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