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@GETJINXED

[smudgy]

[ a few days after spike arrives, after finding silco in the woods — ]

u have to sleep on the floor tonight
and maybe every night after that 🔫

[ she might have let him share her bed before. shut up. ]

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This a kink thing? Because I usually like to know a girl more than a couple days before we start putting my blood in a doggy bowl on the floor

1/2

[smudgy]

wouldn’t it get all
coagulated
down there

2/3

[smudgy]

whatever
don’t be gross doggy 🙄

why am i lying 3/4

[smudgy]

someone showed up
and he’s kinda
not my dad or anything

4/4 im done

[smudgy]

but he
took care of me
for a while

1/2

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I wouldn't let it sit in the bowl all day, obviously

2/3 i also lied

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But I'm not actually gonna drink blood out of a doggy bowl. So don't try it

3/4 lmao

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[ Give him a sec to process the rest of that. ]

ok done

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Old man's not a fan of us consummating before marriage, huh

1/2

[smudgy]

dont tell me ur proposing stud

2/2

[smudgy]

he’s not OLD old
he’s like YOU old

[ lmao ]

u got gangs where ur from?
he’s the big bad of the undercity

1/2

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Not unless you've got a good chunk of change for a dowry

Maybe a decent car too

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Hey, I'm sprightly for a vampire

'Course we got gangs. Led a handful of them myself.

What sort of big bad are we talking?

[smudgy]

i could build u a car
dont need silco for that 🙄

but he’s the biggest
and baddest

[ 🥰 ]

try not to piss him off, fangs

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You can build me a car? Knew there was a reason I liked you, Baby Blue

Used to be I was the biggest and baddest everywhere I went. [ Citation needed. ]

No guarantees on not pissing him off, but I'll make an attempt

[smudgy]

besides my perfect tits oi oi love

[ this is a spike impression. it’s better in person. ]

i can build u anything u want
if ur good 😇

1/2

[chipped]

That's not what I sound like

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You've already got firsthand experience of just how good I can be.

How about a motorbike? Less work than a car. Can zip around the grounds with you in style

[smudgy]

[ CACKLING ]

oh giles would HATE that 😈
we’ll see what i can do
depending on CONTINUED good behaviour 😏

1/2

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Yeah, he sure would

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Hold on, how do you know Giles? Don't tell me he's here too

✉️ text — un: astarion.

[thirsted]

Is it common practice for vampires in your world to bite anyone they come across?

[ astarion didn't you try to bite someone while they were asleep at camp

astarion

hey astarion ]

1/2

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I mean. Yeah

This a thought experiment or are you seriously asking

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Also: who the hell are you