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got super powers
cause some scientists wanted to trial run the formula for the next great american hero on a guy they could fuck up and toss out first
but it worked
kinda

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Right, tale as old as time. Or as old as laboratories run by idiots dripping with hubris.

What's your power, then? Being such a good kisser every bloke blacks out after?

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i mean
you said it

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like
all the big ones
super strength
invulnerability
flying
heat vision
can move stuff with my mind

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They just slapped the whole damn spread on you, didn't they?

Any weaknesses, or did they forget that part?

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they put a kill switch in
but it just sort times me out for fifteen minutes