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[kobes]

"Niblet"?

I had to do laundry in the tub while we were locked in and it was exhausting.

[chipped]

Smaller version of a nibble. [ Duh. ]

That’s the context for you sending a nude?

[kobes]

I'm not that small. You're barely taller than I am.

Yes, because I can take nice pictures on clean sheets now, with the implication that if whoever was SUPPOSED to get that picture wants to make them messy, it won't be my responsibility to get them clean.

[chipped]

I’ve got muscle on you though, don’t I

Don’t act like you’ve never thought about getting messy with me, Koby.

[kobes]

You'd know, if you ever went to the gym.

That's hardly the point of the conversation. Besides: would it change anything?

[chipped]

Excuse you, I work* at the gym.

[ *is a demo punching bag for Buffy. ]

Wasn’t aware this conversation had a point to it, since you didn’t mean to text me in the first place.

You asking if I’d fuck you if you ever admitted to wanting me to fuck you?

[kobes]

You don't wear a uniform, so it's hard to tell.

[unless the half-pleased, half-longing look he wears whenever buffy comes around counts.]

It has a point or I wouldn't still be having it.

I don't think you could've possibly made that sound more blunt and unemotional, thank you, Spike. Pleased to know where I stand, I guess.

[chipped]

Well, some people like it blunt. And you did make fun of my poetry recently.

Could buy you dinner first.

[kobes]

I didn't make fun of it. I referenced it.
Besides, you've made fun of me since we met.

Don't tease me, I'm already embarrassed.

[chipped]

Oh, come on. You referenced it in the interest of making fun.

Look, I was actually offering. [ Dinner. A date. Whatever. ] But maybe we should just forget it.

[kobes]

Maybe a little bit.
I thought it was nice, actually. What I read of it. Silly, but nice.

Oh. [a pause.] I didn't realize that.
I thought
I sort of figured you didn't like me.