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Excuse you, I work* at the gym.

[ *is a demo punching bag for Buffy. ]

Wasn’t aware this conversation had a point to it, since you didn’t mean to text me in the first place.

You asking if I’d fuck you if you ever admitted to wanting me to fuck you?

[kobes]

You don't wear a uniform, so it's hard to tell.

[unless the half-pleased, half-longing look he wears whenever buffy comes around counts.]

It has a point or I wouldn't still be having it.

I don't think you could've possibly made that sound more blunt and unemotional, thank you, Spike. Pleased to know where I stand, I guess.

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Well, some people like it blunt. And you did make fun of my poetry recently.

Could buy you dinner first.

[kobes]

I didn't make fun of it. I referenced it.
Besides, you've made fun of me since we met.

Don't tease me, I'm already embarrassed.

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Oh, come on. You referenced it in the interest of making fun.

Look, I was actually offering. [ Dinner. A date. Whatever. ] But maybe we should just forget it.

[kobes]

Maybe a little bit.
I thought it was nice, actually. What I read of it. Silly, but nice.

Oh. [a pause.] I didn't realize that.
I thought
I sort of figured you didn't like me.