Call it a thought experiment, to see just what kind of fellow I'd be dealing with.
From one vampire to another (and yes, I know you hardly need the advice), there are plenty of willing necks in this house if you'd simply bother to ask.
[ A pause, as Astarion tests out the words sweetheart, boyfriend, and beloved, and chickens out of using any of them, not least because someone so rude hardly deserves that kind of information. ]
[ Finally, allowed because "none of your business" was followed by a fairly clear rundown of what was going on — and, in more seriousness, because Astarion's been through that particular gauntlet, himself: ]
I suppose that's enough of an explanation.
In answer to your previous question, I'm Astarion. I'd say it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance but I'd imagine we've already knocked that particular hurdle out of the way.
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This a thought experiment or are you seriously asking
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From one vampire to another (and yes, I know you hardly need the advice), there are plenty of willing necks in this house if you'd simply bother to ask.
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And it's not like I killed the guy. Lucky thing, since he was looking pretty scraggly
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Testing what, exactly?
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Also none of your business. But I haven't been able to eat people in a while. Wanted to see if that changed.
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I suppose that's enough of an explanation.
In answer to your previous question, I'm Astarion. I'd say it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance but I'd imagine we've already knocked that particular hurdle out of the way.
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[ Least of all because he tastes like a barrel of nuclear waste. ]
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You know your mate's blood's gone off, right? Might want to get that looked at.
Tastes like that ultra-caffeinated lemonade that landed all those lawsuits for killing people
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